Hello
Posted: Tuesday, March 23, 2010 by Chris inHi everyone. Thanks for visiting and all that. This is my new blog where I'll be posting rants, raves and occasional drunken musings for you all to enjoy. Anyway this is my first post, hope you like it and continue to follow. Tell your friends!
I'll start off with something positive. I went to a Fear Factory show last night at the Marquee theater and it was fucking awesome! I never really got into Fear Factory that much but after the show, I'm definitely going to get some of their music. After the show we headed to Sonny's in Chandler where I was hoodwinked into a lap dance by a black stripper. She appealed to my ego by saying I needed to man up and get one, unlike my pussy friends. She also said I was cute and had style. I know she was bullshitting me but the woman was half naked on my lap, it tends to mesmerize you, trust me. Anyway, now to the rant.
Dear virus infecting my body,
Fuck you! Don't you knows that everyone hates you? I mean seriously, your whole goal in life is to enter my body without permission and fuck it all up so I feel like ass. What kind of piece of shit are you? If I could shrink myself to microscopic proportions and somehow enter my own body, I would hunt you down and beat the holy bejesus out of you. I mean c'mon! You need to get your priorities straight young man. Time to start doing something positive with your life.
Sincerely,
Chris Goretcki.
Sonny's is for poor people.. you're better than that!